Art Cinema at running away.

Berlinale in the capital, which is like a marathon for Achim Achilles - anywhere chatterer and drink holders, this film makes him Heinis aggro. In reality, he finds, it is with film and cinema as amateur runners and sport: You have no idea.

 

Berlinale in the city. All race distances in the city are blocked by film teams, black limousines and busybodies with tape flutter and clipboard. Everywhere Klugscheißer and drink holders. Berlinale as Marathon: Merkwürdige miserable people waiting in long queues and hours later, come with colorful cheap hervorgekrochen back pockets.

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Full View importance, because the same endurance exercise begins, the four-hour work of a lesbian-Albanian Autistin without subtitles, but it is not necessary, because anyway is not spoken. Instead, a long tracking shot on the Albanian steppe. A leaf flies through the screen and lands on another important matter. Then the film. All remain seated, deeply impressed by the total sensitive critique of the superficiality of consumer society.

The cineast geht ab so what. Sect members. Like marathon runners. The more stupid the better. Mainly hurts. In reality, cineastes of cinema as little clue how amateur runners of proper sport. No matter: the main excited. Heike Makatsch is now Grade Hilde Knef. And I'm Dieter Baumann.

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For four years, he writes his columns, is now a cult Achim Achilles runners online - with its site-www.Achim Achilles.de. The portal provides the millions of runners in this info, tips and fun - for beginners as professionals run. The vibrant community of runners exchanged last wisdom of half a dozen expert advice free of charge. Always according to the motto of the best-selling author Achilles: "Running, suffer, laugh, live."

The type of runner, although one of the few reliable constants in human history, comes in the film is clearly too short: Marathon Man, Forrest Gump and Run Lola Run. That's all. That's why I hardly go to the cinema. Why should they? Runs yes none. Previously, you needed at least a dark refuge where you are in the last row unobserved wundknutschen the lips and the first expeditions were under Flauschpullover company. Of the films is obviously not got much. So I know only two movie quotes: One says: "The Popel is the poor man's oyster" and the other is about: "Eighth place is not bad, if it is in the ranking of the world's best lovers." When I ask cineastes from which these wonderful masterpieces sentences come, just watch all disgusted.

Filmmakers do not want a fun, but worry. Just as runners. By age one, almost automatically, only concerned with running and problem Film Watch. Jogging is worry, if you worry has come alive at home to arrive. But what really does not matter, because Mona anyway may not be problem when watching movies.

I like more or less complex films such as Mad Max, or Bruce Willis. Not for Mickey Rourke. If "Some like it hot" at least a film about the Sahara or endurance would be "For a fistful of dollars" what about the marathon in New York. Nothing against "Effi Briest." But "Uta Pippig" would be simply better.

Fortunately, most cineastes running so bad as I recite the film. If after his marathon Prosecco noon wakes up, drags the Berlinale visitors sometimes leibesertüchtigender intent in the Tiergarten. Unique features: schmalbrüstig, silly Woolen, University of Detmold Sweatshirt, Walker-tempo and pound the Wim Wenders-glasses. Certainly good for the neck muscles, if you hum his skull full of drugs remains upright even though he has two glass blocks is complaining.

ACHILLES 'SHOP

New: Over 2009 calendars
Audiobook: The Walker-hater Manifesto
Classics: The race adviser
Standard work: The Verses

A pity that George Clooney is not running through the Tiergarten. I would like to reingehauen him, just so. Nur mal gucken, whether he really is a great pike and a few blows from the can. Brad Pitt, I would have trimmed a bit nasty. Mona is on Brad Pitt. But only until he meets me in the zoo is. Film Heinis make me aggro. Only Tom Cruise not. Dwarfs suggests you do not, certainly, if they belong to religious minorities. Afterwards, the Scientologists brothers really a good line to Mork from Ork. And suddenly I hext Tom walking sticks in their hands. Achim Stöcker hands with? also a beautiful film titles.

Cineastes always say: "A beautiful film titles ...". That then leads to interesting dialogues. Normal man: "Excuse me, you stand on my feet ..." Cineast says "A beautiful film title ...." Or the Frittenbude. The Normalo: "Curry, fries, twice Mayo!" Cineast "Auch'n beautiful film title ..."

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Cineast being heard more in the short stages in the life of a man, like the red phase, the Yoga-phase, which Tschakka-phase, the phase-Peepshow, the salad-phase or the outdoor stage. The two are long-and beer-run phase. "Life is a long quiet run, but was one of the great Robert Redford movies. And "Between the liver and spleen always fits noch'n Pils" is also a beautiful film titles.