Hooligans on four legs.

Violent, stupid, incontinent dogs are a visitation for each runner, as their keeper overstretched street, as Achim Achilles from painful experience. Since only helps after a flight Sakon Nakon, where the best of dogs makes.

 

On Sunday, it was again. A colleague walking near the expiration date came to us, nice and greeted a few seconds later, began to scream. What was happening? Could she read my thoughts?

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Much worse. A monster had a armdicken Ast dragged from the bushes and the forest limits. The runner got the stick before the tibia, jaulte, cursed, ran bravely but continue instead of being an ineffective any conversation with the dog anzuzetteln, the word "leash forced" apparently had never heard.

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A Brandenburger baldness would for a similar blow with the baseball bat immediately eingelocht been - quite rightly. The töl but as always was like this with impunity. And it was not the only one. About jumped km, kläfften and grabbed the beasts on this Sunday morning, or were simply hollow glotzend way around. Dealing with the monsters is
a science in itself.

Dogs are the hooligans of the forest owners and their overstretched street. The Viecher are violent, stupid, loud and piss everywhere. As one can equal the Ostkurve from the Olympic Stadium to go Hertha hardliners. Real Hoole always have at least Notbier while, all four-legged, on the other hand if a baton.

Dogs are the proof that Darwin was right but not. Von wegen "survival of the fittest". Dogs can not eat fish have a can opener to operate. They would in a cold winter night and suck out as livestock nothing, apart from Huskies. The dogs can not ride, they do not pull the plow, not even chase mice. Everything they manage, this is a miserable beggar look to another Leckerli abzustauben. Even cockroaches have more talent than dogs.

The Evolution of the discarded Kotmaschinen throw especially a strange light on their owners. Because people with dogs background are hardly socially integrated, they form parallel societies, where nothing other than dogs and their limited talking. Especially morning stray dog-matics only blurs through the streets so that they can not recognize when their four-legged assassin the mines for the schoolchildren embarrassed. My bags, they are unused for many years with him.

While people with backgrounds in dogs notorious ruthlessness united, however, four classes of risk identified.

Class 1: Toys, harmless

Dog: Bibbernd, startled, fits in the handbag.

Name: Paris, Orlando, Oscar

Defense: simply run loud roaring overhead. The few clever jump to the page.

Operator: anorexic, depressed, laconic

Dialogue: operator: "The Roar must not be ..."
Runner: "But it's fun."

Class 2: Sheep, remembers nothing.

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Dog: Tolpatschig, cumbersome, there is always across the road.

Name: Erwin, Donald, Groucho.

Defense: If possible walk around silently.

Operator: red nose, time reader, paisley scarf with a lot of purple.

Dialogue:

Operator: "Come, Donald." Donald: sets down.
Runner: "Lives of the still?"

Class 3: Kläffer, annoying

Dog: frantic, aggressive, no bigger than a three piglets

Name: Mr. Schmidt, Forrest, Kalle

Defense: kicking antäuschen, zigzag sprint, stick on thin ice body in the throw

Operator: frantic, aggressive, Landlord outfit

Holder dialogue: "I'll show 'You say you Tierquäler."
Runner: Is the pepper spray again: "That I never do. I just wanted to play."

Class 4: Killer, mercilessly

Dog: broad, aggro, ugly, model Bushido

Name: Slip Knot, Devil, Blood Sucker

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Defense: nuclear warhead, even if not on hand, up to the nearest tree.

Operator: advertising, entertainment or utility car industry, large pupils, coat with Echtpelzkragen.

Dialogue: operator: silent.
Runners in respectful Samer Will Lang: "Does he have free time?"
Operator: silent.
Runners in Ãœberholversuch: "It looks totally nice."
Operator: silent.
Dog: growls.
Runners: accelerated wordlessly, because he is hungry Hecheln of the beast in the neck feels.

Is time that the runners together in Berlin and a dog transport flight to Thailand sponsor. There, in Sakon Nakon, is supposedly the best dog stew served in Southeast Asia.

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