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For weeks, I try to Mona on a diet to move. The Professional Association of German internist has found that the men automatically lose weight, if the wife is once again back in the bikini hungry. Finally, a painless method for the hobby runner to near the race to get weight. Thinning is
yes our true motivation.
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Archenemy body balance: If only the partner showed more discipline
Because my wife is unfortunately spell is not ready for me to starve, do I need a little motivation. Of course, I could direct the way to go gate, with a toxic compliments such as "treasure, so you like me Proper much better." This would have the pleasant accompanying effect that they never again would talk with me, I am also no longer constantly herumkommandierte.
With regard to the psyche of the children I decide, however, for the elegant Konter. Therefore I will their next physical attack, verbal wait a few things on which women really reliable. I have only my favorite underpants rise, a protest against the textile underwear advertising Italian footballers. The Protzmann stuff their panties porn guaranteed with a weekend edition of the "Gazzetta dello Sport" from. How else to explain such bulges? Especially in times of crisis I regard it as a patriotic duty to a large German Doppelripp to confess. Dächten all like me, would not Schiesser before the bankruptcy.
ACHIM ROADSIDE
Mandatory date for the run-north: National runner Achim Achilles read from his latest book "Learn to walk without suffering." Of course, none are not even the classics from the depths of the tortured soul runners. On Thursday, 2 April, at Thalia in Hamburg, Europa Passage, Ballindamm 40, around 20:15 clock (after training). Entrance six euros. In addition, there are walking and laughing under the palms: From 4 to 13 April runs and reads in the Achilles Club Aldiana in Side, Turkey. Claudia Hille, Germany's best triathlete in the age bracket 40, provides professional training course.
More information is available here. The book is available in blogs shop.
Mona is no patriot, but simply aesthetically driven. "When you throw that thing away at last?" Asks them lurking. I watch questioningly, even though I know exactly what it says. My wife suggests the gods with the body Kajalstift to my middle. "German quality product, I declare," comfortable, indestructible, timeless in fashionable navy blue ... " - "... And grottenhässlich," added Mona uninvited. Hurray, the Konter chance. "My underwear cuts in any case not a" I notice in passing. Mona twisted in front of the mirror, lugt over the shoulder and asks lurking: "My example?"
My painfully long pause is already enough answer. "That is certainly, if they are wearing something ausgeleierter" I say in my caring Art Mona blushes in silent rage. She thinks about how she gave me the most painful torture could. But who would then bring down the garbage? My plan goes wrong in any case. Instead of relying on a few pounds to be separated, my wife accuses expensive underwear in the trash and calls for a more generously endowed underwear-rescue from me.
Crap. No diet in sight. So yet again sports. Swimming seems to me today as a shortest Trainingsübel: After a half hour I am so flat that I'm barely into the sauna to create. Back home, I still perceived sporting two hours behind me. The path on the shower to the pool means incessant discrimination. Men look at least as derogatory to their peers as the ladies next door. Baucheinziehen is still a good exercise to the lung volume to train.
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At the pool is running the gauntlet of the worse. Four out of five right lanes are filled floats. Am I paranoid, just because I think that the Heinis me look at the breath and dive again grinning? I let myself into the freedom train plop, in the quiet hope with which the two ladies Platsch distribute, in slow-motion sports preventing breast ambitious.
Envious eyes on the swimmer next door. Braggarts miserable, no question, but the runners ahead of all optically. Whoever merely whets the block, has a relatively stramme stilts, but it bears the most bizarre body shapes, from barrel to match on pear. Bad-tempered, I whip the water. If I'm already not fast, I want at least these superfluous element punish the halfway between me and elegant advancement swashes. While I painstakingly fight for a train, take the next Streber loose twice as quickly.
After ten minutes I was suffering depression of chlorine and leave me notes in the margin. A gentle voice sounds from the top: "Do not even get involved with us?" A Persönchen with glasses looks on with mild severity me down. "ÖH, pfm," I say. At that moment, my new life started as a pinball. It would be cruel.