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Dinosaurs on two wheels: On his trip into the cosmos discovered cycling Achim Achilles forgotten worlds. Sprightly pensioners tell of war, fluctuating between Wampentritt and Lotus office - and shock our miracle runner with almost Prussian pecking.

 

On the weekend I've time for a change in the dominions of reingeschaut cycling. Can not be that every cyclist
muffelköpfig such as those swarms of hornets that are on the Kronprinzessinnenweg a fun out of it, running into the ditch to push, not in passing a few more hearty Schnäuzer must be isolated. Actually, we should Stamina Heroes us appreciate each other. Novice cyclists make the love of neighbor, however, not easy.

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Rudel Radler: Mutti lubricates the Schmalzstullen

What the runners at the Lauftreff called the competition "Radtouristikfahrt". Every weekend offers a different club on a tour, always in the pack. Since the amateur athletes, depending on the length of how to collect points with the Payback card. The routes are the same for decades, each new site provides irritated grumbling.

FRIENDSHIP WITH ACHIM

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Germany's cult runner is now in one of the largest communities on the web: Visit Achim on Facebook, will be his fan and never miss his columns or more readings. On Twitter you can also live, so what else is driving Achim: sweating or Training tails?

While the runner prefers alone with himself and a few dogs running free of the forest durchstreift, tends to Velomane of collective sports. Then one has in any case always be a madman, who voluntarily makes the pace forward, while the pack in the slipstream stories from the Thirty Years War narrates. One knows since the first anniversary of the Federal Republic, the sprightly Mittsiebziger is no exception, but the normal athlete in the field. Because cycling is easy on the joints and the circulation in niedrigtourigen diesel operation is running, make some hand in the saddle a much better figure than on the ground.

Friends bizarre motions, the Wampentritt offered. If the abdomen on the upper frame tube surface, spread the legs almost to the Lotus Seat: heavy for knees, hips and the wheel enable the valiant fighters not exclude from the course prior agreements, orbiting in larger tours Hütehunde the field that earned Heroes of the Saddle which is specifically an examination and that had now a bright yellow shirt with the word "control" driver "must bear. Sometimes they bark.

For Hobbyradlern rotate the tires, but not the earth - everything in the fifties here. The mums Schmalzstullen lubricate and roll their eyes when Dad again by his exploits reported Ausreißversuche, killing as he sprints and just after the war on wooden rims of Königsberg after Königswusterhausen escaped. Against Latin cyclists are damned Flunkereien the runner close to the truth.

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

Organized rotor itself is already a strange beings. But the club all the biker proposes stricter discipline in the Dairy Association. Against the spokes-minded gardeners, every German a loose freak. If there is no wonder, when Germany's leader, Rudolf Scharping Radel states. Who dares around, patterned socks to wear, risked exclusion proceedings. Rims that are not already in use Rudi Altig had to be eyed with suspicion. Here go to vintage classic cars.

Favorite topic of the group of cyclists: the shortage. As in the People's Party are almost sprightly pensioners, the club life dictate. They start to sort numbers, perform the training rides and especially liked the big word. You can tour all the winners privately recite. The pecking order is clear: The senior is a senior, all under 60 must obey. If you are not militarily in ordinary three-series drives will be collected immediately whistled.

The Kurbelei would be quite happy if the word leader around the joy of movement would. Unfortunately meet most especially so in order to maximize the many unwritten rules and each other to control.

Really strange that this likeable and cosmopolitan young gentlemen not in their tradition can attract long-term care facilities.

To all Radfreunde: Achim Achilles raffled his
Takeoff at Velothon in Berlin. Are you
  worthy enough to represent him?