99 Luftballons in the womb.

Achim Achilles' body gutgeölten like a precision machine. Believe it. Mona wife would be happy to medically confirmed. In the waiting room is our miracle runner still good things in which he makes the ergometer Armstrong - then the stomach and Darmblogsung on the program.

 

The hour in the waiting room with distributed I desert my wife curses. Why did I have to check by Mona hunt approved? I am a runner, so fit. The excellent
Training of clipboard-Karraß turns me something sooner or later into a precision machine: the heart of a diesel, the cycle as stable as my ten-kilometer time in eight years, gastrointestinal Buddhist relaxed. Why this Untersucherei of body areas that you simply should leave? Never change a running Achim.

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Other hand, such a waiting room as psycho-doping. It feels the lame Hoppel joggers like an Olympic champion. A right pants overweight lady, a left staring Bushido clone prolligem in white on his rancid Unterarmgips. I include quad fractures, three back, half a dozen room-diabetics and depressed. My Hüftreißen is a joke against. For me, the doctors would find nothing Squadron. I am the VfL Bochum of the German health system - unkaputtbar.

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Sister Hildegard led me to the first station, a cardiologist with a slender nose tip eyeglasses and duration skepticism in view. "Please Make Clear," he commands it. I would prefer the shirt like a lasso over the head swing in order to humiliate Doc. But Hildegard is just outside. So spare me the number for Dreamboy later. The nose glasses slaps me a pound Gleitcreme on the ribs and goes with me on his depth sounder around. "Do you sport?" Outrageous question. You can see that surely. "I walk", I reply, and wait in vain for a praise. On the screen, my heart beating. Through deep breaths, I try to reduce the pulse frequency. Nose glasses remain unimpressed. "Slightly magnified," he says finally. Yes, and? "It looks quite good", are wringing the male wear out. "Could I have that in writing?" I joke. Nose glasses replied: "Look a bit more on your liver." I nod silently and think Papperlapapp - only alcohol-free is also not a solution.

Gangs sublime I advance to the next test: ergometer. The plastic device is spillerige after my inaugural ready for the hazardous waste. With fingers pointed flanscht Sister Hildegard a dozen measurements Eumel on my upper body. I prefer the one and my stomach, a soft erotic crackle can be heard. After a quarter Gestrampel I'm ready. "Since we had already poor in your old age," says the doctor. Blödmann. That can surely with much more admiration noted.

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

"Then I can go now," I say in the hope that the residual program gets forgotten. Sister Hildegard shakes his head. "We still want the stomach and intestines blogsn," she says. Lens nonsense. "We want to have nothing at all times. Mona and the white coat mafia want. I want to go home, I would even volunteer to make a tempo run.

"Pull your trousers?" Hildegard says the freezing cold. My knees are shaking like a half marathon, and this comes not only from the Abführzeugs to me since 24 hours weakens. "But, I ähh, still have a connection date, I Stammel. "The doctor is the same. You must not be afraid," says the sister and spread a thick throwaway document. Until a minute I thought that they were in their 40s with exactly between the two phases of life there, where the man diaper material needs. About me Frankenstein's face appears. He piekt in my arm and says that I should count to ten. With two on and I run into a Venus Express flight direction.

Four hours later. A finger in my ribs piekt - Sister Hildegard. "How do you feel?" She asks. "Wide like a snake", but would unmedizinische the correct answer. Instead entfleucht me a hearty belch. My throat burns. About the rest I feel better off. "The doctor wants you to speak. It may be that you still have air in the stomach," says the sister. I burp "Aha."

With 99 balloons in the body drag me into surgery. On the desk is a blurred photo: Looks like a mushroom in a stalactite cave. I will not know what it is. "Good thing you came," says the doctor with a serious face: "In a year or two it would have been the thing a lot of trouble can make." Screening took place I always superfluous. Up until just two minutes. Running alone, but apparently not enough to extend life expectancy.

For strong nerves and stomachs, there is
here a picture of the mushroom cave.

The eye is running with.

Widely taboo topic: There are runners who also run so fast because they are frighteningly little weight to lug around. Achim Achilles and his team know about this phenomenon and call it by name: anorexia.

 

Achilles Hi team,
I (46, 1.70 m, 67 kg) have the feeling that I am always on
Trainingspuls highly recommended. I train like so 110 to 120 strokes. For more do I start to japs and will krebsrot in the face. Ten years ago, I've trained at 140 times, but this has now been completely excluded. Is also normal that the declines with age. I believe that
my pulse is generally quite low, and that it is in order, at such low levels to train. Or am I wrong? What the experts say about this?
Regards, Johanna

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Dear Johanna,
who recommends you because too high a Trainingspuls and on what basis? Is there baseline data? If you are at 110 to 120 beats the feeling then you encumber sufficient, and there comes a certain amount of effort, then that's okay. Of course you can also practice in higher Pulsbereichen and thus improve your performance. That's but practiced. Short, fast runs at a higher Pulsbereich break is followed by a helpful agent. Trau dich the quiet times! A red head is still no problem. Good luck, your clipboard-Karrass

Dear Johanna,
I'm not that type of physician training and also no longer with Pulsmessgurt. "Too much information," says the Anglo-Saxon. If you but a few years ago in entirely different pulse unterwegs warst regions than it is today, then you should perhaps look at the cardiologists look.
Besten Gruß, Achim

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Achilles Hi team,
I wonder about the statuses of some poor runner. I am 1.75 meters, weigh 80 kilos and walk anyway. Recently I was in my race shop, where I am the owner (Marathon best time 2:30 hours) pointed out, but how quickly the customer ahead of me already after one year running on it (ten hours in 39 minutes). As I watched the lady from the corner of their eyes looked, I would have her almost one of the gifts from energy bars, as bait at the box office are located. A height of approximately 1.55 meters with a maximum of 45, probably 42 kilos. Yes, because I could also run like a gazelle. But who is so thin, not just eat with joy (at least not the things that delight).
Nevertheless, further continuously, Nikolai

Dear Nikolai,
Best beautiful and good, but runs with the eye. Thus we have two. Also you mentioned an important keyword:
Running and anorexia, which is a widely taboo, though visibly existing problem, not just for women.
Besten Gruß, Achim

Hi Achim,
Advisers in all situations. Immediately is the marathon. Unfortunately I have versemmelt, vitally important to the wedding to think. The absolute prohibition, I was able to circumvent by my Rosy verspracht, the wedding dress to wear. Unfortunately, I forgot: Before the age of 19 I weighed 78 pounds, lost my weight but almost continuously increased annually by just under one kilo. The twine is not fit. My hope was always the suit in the clothing collection landed, has not been confirmed. My Rosy came with glittering eyes at me and said: "This is it, a lot of fun." With grace right before I come no further, to reduce weight significantly, is also rather pointless. Achim Well, good advice is expensive. Can you assist me?
Best Regards, Kuddel

Dear Kuddel,
there are very favorable change cutters from the Southeast European culture, for little money, even if elastic and breathable wedges into any comedy sew. If you look hard, there is windschlüpfrig, and behind you throws the thing away so eh. A few photos would be nice, like 35 or kilometers from the Red Cross tent. We're looking forward. Otherwise, of course, always: Ehefrieden be overstated.
Solidary husband-greeting by Achim

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Dear Achim,
to the question of the prevention of bubbles spontaneously occurs to me the following tip from military service times: Thin, tight, possibly for several days presented wear socks (they are nice to the foot welded in), about a second pair of socks coarser. Then rub the sock together, not on foot, so that the risk that bubbles are substantially reduced. This has even at 30-kilometer marches helped performance. Gruß, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
as an old friend of 30-kilometer marches performance, I like these socks technique the next time out. Will this year but probably nothing more.
Thank you, Achim

Training in the shower.

Many runners go in summer for triathlons. Following the motto: Who is not running faster, into the water just rises up and wheel-Achim Achilles reader Knut cartilage is such a case - he even used highly questionable aesthetic equipment.

 

The summer is approaching, the temperatures are rising - is reason enough to swim in warm clothes to slip. In any event, if you are as ambitious runners sporting variety studied, the first time for a triathlon training and open water swimming is concentrated on. Because, first of many triathlons will not pool, but outside (lake, sea, lake and pond) geschwommen. And secondly, there is also in the wet summer pretty fresh. Without a proper swimming Pelleport is because even nix.

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Newcomers are familiar with the black Pelleport only surfer films or documentaries about deep sea divers in the Arctic. And now will you do such a thing publicly take a walk, in broad daylight, without a surfboard, and without air bottle? But: It works, as from my own experience I can report. Before you jump into the water was the purchase of racehorses Pelle.

Since I was extremely embarrassed, me swimming in the only business of my home town of trial by various neoprene sleeves to torture, I moved my purchase on the Internet. After extensive comparisons and the intensive study of several forums, neoprene, I finally purchased a "Shorty" - which means a Neo with short arms and short legs. He arrived on time by mail, until the first triathlon remained a week.

Even more embarrassing than fitting in my business was, however, the test swim in the new sports outfit. The summer had now reached its zenith, and the temperatures were already in the late morning, at almost 30 degrees in the shade. Given this outlook could weather and I wanted the best will not be in the outdoor neopreniert lawn pool progressing to the swimmers and there in the field of view slightly bikini-clad beauties masked my laps.

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Unfortunately, the only beach on the lake this summer, only closed for renovations. There, at least at night I would have a trial swim. So I did nothing other than me at home in the Pelleport to squeeze into the shower to get off and running hot water bath with the first Kraul exercises to begin. The fact that I have several Duschbadflaschen, the soap dish and, finally, the wall mount for the showerhead from the anchor pulled, it was barely bearable. Much worse was the sight of my wife Holden, her husband in the whole house was looking wild and rowing in the rubber suit in the shower took place. It took me many, many explanatory words, in order to restore domestic peace.

Then approaching the day of the competition. I felt at that time, despite my lack of bicycle equipment magnificently. Motto: Better in the badly dressed seated wetsuit than almost naked in the embarrassing swimsuit. Among several hundred other triathlon enthusiasts, I stood in the middle of the Ruhr area in my neo-Pelleport at the launch site next to the Dortmund-Ems Canal. The excitement grew, my gaze wandered through the Neo-Scharnstein.

Establishing long-Models in Model-dressed athletes with a view siegessicherem spontaneously gave me the impression that I am in my footling Short-short pants will never be part of this elitist sport would include upper. Fortunately stood beside me a man named peers such as Klaus. He had not only the same model as me. He is also on the network until anden, and it was for him his first triathlon. We would quickly agree jointly to last and so the burden of the other approaches.

What I have in the sample-standing under the shower had not noticed: The suit, in step too closely cut, pinched me in the swim between his legs. Well, that crawl in the face is mostly under water. Because Wetsuits expensive and time the races are manageable, I have in my step-limitation Neo five races and at least three times as many sample completes swim. But eventually I decided to finally cash in a sensible long-Neo to invest.

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

In the shop (yes, I am now familiar with my penchant for wet even to the public) fit the thing as a one. And neoprene body were a unit, no tweaks, or scrubs threw wrinkles. And the water situation is designed with the whole-Neo sensationally good: It took only half as much energy to swim as in a swimsuit.

However, I quickly noticed that the entrance into the hull at the now renovated lake was much more difficult than in store. Will read: Without outside help, and I came in not only the thing (unless I wanted to swim with an open zipper, and after going under ten meters). Therefore, I have accustomed myself, only for very good, so hot summer weather in my wet suit to slip. Since then bathers always there, giving me back the zipper can be pulled shut.

However, on cloudy days or even drizzle I completely renounce neo-up training. It is simply too silly to me, 60 minutes in the drizzle with half-lowered Pelleport herumzustehen and scattered on a bad-swimmers to wait for me when tightening helps. For a suitable Neo, in the locker hineinschlüpfen I may be missing me (yet) the prize money. Therefore I rank in competitions too often in "also swam" ...

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So hot as a volcano.

Achim Achilles is hard. Wife Mona is even harder. And therefore, our miracle runner no choice: He must see the doctor for screening. A Pülverchen should make him fit. The effect is, however powerful. Achim is eruptive.

 

The German wife is indeed in a permanent conflict of interest: You want to make a fit, presentable guy, but one day close to his life. In this respect I hold times as love is proof to me that Mona has been totally baseless to the doctor wants to hunt, to a comprehensive investigation. "I even go to the screening," says the wife. "Must it be?" Replied the man schwimmgestählte "No more excuses," says Mona, "you go."

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Volcano (in Ecuador), almost as threatening as an appointment with the doctor

What a nonsense. Kern runners are healthy, if you gesplisster Achillesehne, low load and the asthma Hüftknarzen times aside. But the heart, circulatory system, lungs are tiptop. What we scurry every day by the Volkspark? It was precisely in order not to doctor it. As already sitting in the Walker. Too late. My substantive objections are again not accepted.

Mona holds the listener in one way and my calendar on the other hand. "Yes, of course, with stomach and Darmblogsung," I hear my wife say. It revolves around my hectic because they do not want to watch aside. Am I the screening Susan Stahnke icon? My gut is tiptop, especially after a magnesium infusion. And the stomach erst The constant running through Geruckel has almost miraculous effect on the entire digestive tract. The runs like a diesel.

Of course, prevention is totally important. But why me? Each Herumgefummel coats of white lead to any confusion, especially mentally. It also wants the hospital not be stopped, let alone in times of health reform.

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"It still has time to treasure," I say to Mona. It pushes me a note in his hand: "Moviprep," is it. Never heard of? Sounds not bad, what could be illegal. "That thou shalt 24 hours before the deadline," explains the wife. I nod obediently. Probably a sedative.

Schnacki, my trust of pharmacists, grinning, when I "Moviprep" order and suggests rhythmic hooks upward into the air. I want him do not understand. But the evening, I must. Moviprep, which is a mix of battery acid and Katzenurin. Four powder bags are in two liters of water and make up the stoic hinabzuwürgen. From the second draft rolls of stomach and want to go. When you wait, you can mumbling swelling in the abdomen listen. Similarly, the volcano Krakatau shortly before the eruption geklungen have.

Who, however, be longer than six hours waiting in vain, should go to a doctor urgently. Otherwise the stuff to break the patient in a thousand pieces. All others receive a dozen sprint free units. Moviprep roars through the intestines and makes no prisoners. I feel like a steam cleaners from Kärcher. Only so much: From the first sip of this battery acid may be nothing more to eat. If you do not. Not even beer. Serious symptoms.

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

The night is lonely, but not quietly. Mona has abandoned me. From weight management since Moviprep is a real insider tip, otherwise a Killer: knee bend, dangle limp muscles from the bone, the world looks from black and white. The proud athlete is a wreck.

Mona drives me to the hospital, so I can not ausbüxen. Total caring supervision. Outside the door sits a man in a wheelchair, which is a microphone to the larynx holds to a mobile phone to speak. Space for the cigarette is still between the fingers. Whether we are after the stress ECG again? Against this sport, I also had friend with a double ration Moviprep more chances.

At the reception, I expect, from a terribly well-tempered lady. "Gastric and intestinal blogsn?" She asked loudly, so that it is also the last of the two dozen waiting hear. What would action star Chuck Norris made in this situation? I nod. Of course, the vultures Feixes behind my back. But I do not care. Mona will be proud of me. A happy wife is all that counts in life.

Thirst is a good indicator.

If the mileage on the dry spell are: When should you drink while running? Previously one would have answered, never. Achim Achilles and his team see it differently, but find that it is anything but does not matter what liquid it takes to himself.

 

Hi Achim,
after a top-2008 season (in October with the coronation at 1:05 Time 13-kilometer race) I have winter depression and stress test a quarter long to complete couch potato can be. Follow-eight kilograms of unwanted inertia and a caved fitness, which I did not dare, try out. Now I had my runner friends have promised last year to participate in a double barrel (1st day: 34 kilometers, the following: 22 kilometers). What would you do in my place, according to the tests with a time window of only two months of the promise manfully einzulösen?
Thank you from the runners in distress, Andreas

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Running and drinking: All five kilometers a small sip

Dear Andrew,
immediately sell alcohol, eat nothing more after 18 and a clock
free training consult.
Have fun in the asceticism wishes Achim

Hello Andreas,
Necessity is the mother of invention know, but so far you have to improvise at all. you have a goal and also are you in

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the guys in the word - what do you need more motivation? Go out and start with a few loose-testing, not so long, so that you are at the end is still pretty good. Your body will remember how nice it was last autumn, and you will quickly come back in full swing. Three to four permanent streams in the week you should run through. Fang with 45 minutes and increase up to an hour. After two weeks should be familiar and no longer feel so exhausting, so that you pace and distance can vary slightly: a long, very quiet endurance of up to 90 or 100 minutes, a shorter, fleet up to 50 minutes, and a loose drive game , that is a playful tempo change. That should be enough, especially when such a run, as your plans it, lots of fun and euphoria added to the lack of training kilometers offset. I am sure you will run like a man
Have fun, your clipboard-Karrass

Hello Mr. Karraß,
I have a question that has to get me to burn, because only three days until the race to stay. I would like on Sunday run a better time than last year at my first participation in a contest; time was 2:13 hours. My problem: I think I overtrained something if I do in my tendons and muscles purely hear. Now my question: How should I approach the next three days in order to maintain muscle tone, but a further Muskelübermüdung to avoid? My training: three times a week, 11 kilometers in the vineyard, the last two Saturdays each 22 kilometers. Your Council would help me a lot, even if he can only generally gehaltensein.
Alice (1.66 meters; 55 kilos)

Dear Alice,
Training your way, I would:

Thursday: 3 kilometers very loosely run, with a break elongation and then 15 minutes faster than normal, relaxed pace of running. At best a small tick faster than the desired half-marathon pace.

Friday: Six to eight kilometers, completely relaxed, only in the air, no speed.

Saturday: nothing!

But most importantly: Do not worry, and rejoice on the run. Start extremely loose and you increase after three to four kilometers inside slowly.

Good luck and tell us!
Many greetings, Jens Karraß

Hi Achim,
at what length should be running liquid to take? What would you recommend?
Thank you, Ricky

Dear Ricky,
Durst is already a very good indicator. The Wehrmacht generation of Grief Grandpa keeps beverage for mental weakness on the other hand, Mona, on the other hand will not bring a sentence to the end without a glass of water is not emptied it. When walking is not only the fluid loss problem, but especially the
Lack of salt and minerals. Just testing - each runner is different and drinks. More than three times in the bushes for an hour jogging is also indicative of Überwässerung. Without Nonsense: The first runner to fall now by drinking too much.
Best regards, Achim

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Hi Ricky,
firstly, it depends on your own thirst-sensation and the temperatures. On the other hand, on how long your barrel is. At 10 kilometers, you need not actually on the bottle. However, you plan a 30 kilometer run, you should be 10 km from every five kilometers a small sip of drink. Even if you do not thirst plagues, the same fluid loss from time, otherwise the last kilometers to the Durst real track.
With best regards, your clipboard-Karrass

No reason to go on the floor.

How to find the right measure at the favorite sport? Interval training can be an ideal form of training, my Achilles Achim and his team. Assuming that you have found out what the workload is correct.

 

Hello experts,
I (48, body mass index 20) run for quite some time, since three years, however, something more intense, usually three to four times a week, eight to eleven kilometers, at a pace of usually 10 hours kilometers. My problem: Whether I am the evening or morning walk, one to two hours afterwards, I will really cold, I freeze. My end: After walking ten minutes I sweat from hot showers, cold, very briefly, then I usually eat within the next hour the upcoming normal meal with my family, such as breakfast or dinner (if I am walking, I always eat an apple previously). I had my winter drink of water on warm fruit converted - no effect. Friererei Can I prevent this?
Thank you, Beata

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Interval Training: Hard, but in the correct dosage is ideal

Hi Beata,
there are so remotely seen no reason why you cold. That you for running up too much energy, so that later, this could not be the reason, because you are running normally. Nevertheless, I would advise you, to ensure sufficient energy intake before and after running in mind - eat and drink enough and balanced. And prevent the body immediately after the race auskühlt, prefer dry and warm things up when you do not immediately come under the shower. And be honest with yourself, whether the intense running every time a border corridor is where you have to be very strenuous test. Course not always intense pace, but also from time to time in the wellness area.
With warm regards,
Your Clipboard Karrass

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Dear Beata,
with
a BMI of 20 you are not just a warm layer of bacon surrounded. And eleven kilometers are just before breakfast is also a very good track. If we exclude times health problems remains just theory clipboard: you mutest you something too. There is different types of runners, the unexplained heat get relapses. In both cases, the regulating body or something to try to compensate. One possibility would be shorter but more intensive training sessions to insert, for example zehnx500 meter correctly afloat. Our
free training plans offer you lots of different and varied units. Try 'but times out if the cold episodes are still coming.
Besten Gruß, Achim

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Hi Achim,
I (female, 53) run since my 32nd Year of life occasionally. Since last autumn, I have on a training course for beginners at the college participated. Last week ended the course with an endurance test over 45 minutes. Yesterday, we were run by our coaches to his group in the association invited. Here we have a Tartanbahn trained. After the warming was continued with intervals. Only 200 meters at the speed of 10 kilometers per hour, then jog 400 meters. The speed line was always about 200 meters increases. Up to 1200 meters, I mitgehalten, and then I get the whole thing with 400 meter jog ended. My question: Should we create the loose? Or should I in the Walker camp go? I'm still quite done.
Many greetings, Inni

Dear Inni,
Congratulations to the first 45-minute endurance test, which is great. The interval training sounds very challenging. On the one hand means interval training is always a higher rate, so you must practice. 200 meters at the beginning are a good distance, 1200 meters and more is very hard to have you even noticed. But one reason, now at the floor to go, it's not. If you want to do interval running, walk first five to eight times 200 meters fast enough with breaks. If you have the well-mastered, and you feel safe, increases the length. Do not rush, but find out what a good pace, which urges you pleasantly. Are you a few times, then you are also a bit exhausted, but you quickly recover.
With kind regards, Your Clipboard Karrass

Dear Inni,
I would say that half of all the runners around the world at 1200 meters, tempo training at a curse, break or walking. To that extent you already belong to the better half of that.
Besten Gruß, Achim

Achim's greatest success.

Can it even with Internet acquaintances principal gains give? Apparently so. First was Achim Achilles Although skeptical, but then convinced his online group of troops in the relay team in Berlin - and helped him to his greatest success. A sublime feeling.

 

Internet friends are like lottery tickets: All the main promise of profit, but most are just riveting. Monas girlfriend Gabi, for example, hunt for two years on the network by their princes. Found it the wretched specimens of the genus man "The all wanted to determine just sex, right?" Mona mutmaßte worried. "Not even the" admitted Gabi. Now baggert them again in the best areas of Berlin.

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Forefront: Achim was 146th with his team of almost 3600 Season

"You run the team relay, because you need competition," commanded clipboard-Karraß, the coach with the world's best
Training plans. I hesitated. Competitions, I needed did not, certainly not before witnesses who might mitstoppten hundredths of seconds. Bad mood, I can also arrange for tempo runs. "And with whom?" I asked the coach of the pain. "I am looking for you people on the Internet", suggested the clipboard before. Au weia. I thought of Gabi. What if women reported fast? Or thick wrinkled men in age group M75, which are still faster than me? "I'm not in shape," I said. "Precisely," said the coach. As an experienced psychosomatics I felt spontaneous leg cramps.

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At a glance from her skylight would the chancellor last week, immediately called the Bundeswehr.
What "Team relay" calls it, is a Hun camp. Over 20,000 uncultured camped directly in front of the power center, rose blithely out of the office in its suit runners laundry, grills and half cows pullerten in the bushes. Each squadron had a picnic package with semi Trollinger, except an ax in the skull is the surest path to sustained headache. Clipboard Karraß as a routine Ostler permanent campers had to force a fine piece of lawn filled. Only missing hunter fence and garden gnomes.

The Internet already waited candidates: Lars, Peter, Reiner, Diana, a soft, silent Persönchen and the opposite of that, namely Achilles. Stealthy glances at the calf. Naja. "Target time under two hours?", I gave careful than parole, which 24 minutes per runner meant for five kilometers. "Logically," grinned the boys.
Diana swallowed. I toiled me an angst-free look. At five minutes per kilometer was my anaerobic threshold, insurmountable as the Berlin Wall ever was.

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

As it is for a random one season, none of us had the slightest idea about the process. Error one: not a baton. Give an air pump in the saddle bag. Error two: no identification. The competition was with flags, balloons, paddles arrived to sign in 1300 under the baton roaring frenzy ever to find. Our sign was that we only had none. The good news: no individual timing, only the first and last had a chip to leg flanges. Prima, it can be their own good time expected.

My internet lots proved to be the main profit. After nearly an hour and a half I got the air pump. Around me a lot of sports lovers, on their third man waited. So we had a lap lead. The first runner in my useless life, I practically ran into the top. A sublime feeling.

The tactics in the team relay is easy. On the first 500 meters, where many viewers are available, and full-view fighters. After the first curve, if it is lonely, immediate collapse, then the cautious regeneration zigzag through the Tiergarten. Nevertheless, enough Ãœberholmaterial. Fascinating that some sports comrades are even slower. Thank you all. The idiot who missed the curves and simply run into the underbrush, just not on their error alert. Running is also a sports intelligence. And on the last 500 meters, again full bottle, because millions of people zugucken again. 1 hour, 47 minutes, the clock shows something in the target.

The calculation starts: The first two took 20 minutes each. Diana admits generous 24, Peter 22nd Stay for me 21st Sensational. Just adopted, the others each have a half a minute geschwindelt what humanity is completely understandable, then I would be at 19th At the end, we are 146th of almost 3600 seasons, so in the top five percent, despite the woman, age and obesity. My greatest success of all time. Now I am looking for my partner only online.

Metal makes tired hips perk.

Sports with an artificial hip joint? Theory and practice contradict each other on this issue, my Achilles Achim and his team. But even with a prosthesis should not be high-speed driving, the comparison with a car is placed near.

 

Hello Achim, and experts
was previously running, along with handball, my favorite sport. For some years (I am now 43 years old), I have to weight less and driving sports. In principle, I wanted to begin again to run a half marathon as a goal should be. In a study at a specialist because of back and shoulder pain, the x-ray, however, a strong pelvic wear shown. My doctor thought it made look "like an expired tires."

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Sporty Seniors: "Movement is doing well"

In ten years I would have with an artificial basin expected. He forbade me run any activity. A back specialist said, however, when my joints by Nordic walking would prepare, I could still run. I am now very confused and would like to know whether a limited running (twice a week in the woods in weight loss) is possible without having an artificial basin to risk?
Roland

Hello Roland,
Movement is good. So that may sound trite, it is correct that too. Any good doctor will tell you to confirm. Rein yourself emotionally, I would always prefer a doctor who told me, under certain conditions, the release granted to sports. Sure, with plenty of pounds on the ribs is the greater risk of injury - but that you have even been recognized and want to do what. In a gentle pace on joints and the supporting apparatus of athletic burden brought, is clever and you certainly needed. If you are also a regular medical check-up absolvierst, you should rest assured. I see thee well twice a week running through the forest.
Have fun, your clipboard-Karraß

Dear Roland,
if your doctor gives the green light, print you a
Training and go through the forest wheeze.
Gruß, Achim

Dear Roland,
I suppose that your hip joints show wear-related phenomena, is not it? Without the X-rays to see the recommendation is to run hard to give training. There are also other sports that keep you fit and help you to lose weight. Bicycling, for example, is also good for your joints cartilage. A Sports ban in principle, of course nonsense. I would with the X-rays under the arm clamp and a second opinion with an orthopedic and sports medicine expert intermediaries.
All the best, Dirk

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About 10,000 meters was Jens Karraß once German champion, best 27:53 minutes. Today, the 38 - year old with his company jk running running and fitness coaching. Among other things, runs the Federal Justice Minister Brigitte Zypries regularly with him.

Dear Dr. Pajonk,
I run for 50 years. At that time it was not yet invented jogging and sometimes lonely runners were publicly derided. Now I will be 75 years old and have in the past eight years running fairly intensively and regularly operated, because I so that the endurance and stamina and was able to get to what I high alpine hiking and climbing so desperately needed. (Who is already happy with an older, perhaps unknown people in the rope?)

Three months ago I had my training (annually about 1200 miles and running 4500 kilometers ergometer) cancel. Coxarthrose said the doctor, and I must accept, even if the conversion is bad. I want you neither a doctor nor a cure please. I have only one question: Are there people with an artificial hip joint can run again? For a short, clear answer, I would be grateful.
Your Christoph

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Dear Christopher,
quite so simple is the answer then do not. The theory: The orthopedist I advise running loads, so I do jogging loads from. Walking, hiking and similar sports should, however, fully possible.

With a new hip joint is a metal in combination with a plastic or ceramic. This material may not like our own body adapt to stresses. That means that these materials wear out. Would you constantly with his car in second gear high-speed driving, the engine was broken rather than with gentle driving. The case is similar with art joints.

The Practice: Of course I have patients who are with your new hip joint almost every sport that you can imagine. Football, tennis, alpine skiing and many more. There are patients who only need to consider more to say on which side they have been operated on. When the course is good in any case hikes of any kind well.
All the best, Dirk

Hello Doctor,
I've been around six months of problems with the biceps tendon of the left shoulder. I was therefore already in orthopedic treatment and had injections, physiotherapy and get Reizstrom therapy. Thus, the complaints decreased. I do strength training regularly since then, including pain-free functioning. Once again, however, I swim, or cross country running, the pain again. The origin of the violation is loud Orthopädin is that I have a strain in the whole apparatus had left shoulder. This has resulted in water and the blood was deposited in the shoulder, which the biceps tendon in their movement hampered and leads to pain. I am writing to you because I am in daily life and the strength'm pain free, but can not swim. Can you give me any advice?
Thanks, Werner

SPORTS PHYSICIAN PAJONK

Dirk Pajonk

Dr. Dirk Pajonk knows where it hurts. In 1996 he was the German champion decathlete and drove to Olympia to Atlanta. Since 2001, Pajonk supervising physician of the German Athletics Federation and the German decathlon team. The orthopedist has his practice in Dusseldorf.
In addition to sports medicine, he deals extensively with stress management and is the author of the book "Relaxed wins."

Hello Werner,
all exercises, the pain does not trigger, you can make. With all other things that please and still hesitant ready before the performance.
Best Regards, Dirk

Hello Werner,
it is apparently not yet, sorry. Trust that you are running and swimming will soon no longer have pain wilt. Because the treatment has apparently struck, as your strength so pain-free through it. Maybe you can also incorporate exercises preparatory to the movement when swimming and running simulated. Your Orthopädin or a trainer can give you the strength as sure a few exercises recommended.
Liebe Grüße, Dein clipboard-Karraß

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Symphony of endorphins.

He counts himself not to Topläufern, it is Achilles' fan Mirco very ambitious. Sometimes he is so good at it, that he is wondering about himself. As a reward, there is then a nap with the kids.

 

Saturday morning, the world is sleeping the sleep of reason. I wake up and know: Just Getting Started! Ten kilometers endurance are now loose on the program. Crap, the neck hurts a little! No matter! From the fresh air. I feel like Bruce Wayne, when he created Batman costume. Still a few minor details, then sit back Pelleport sausage perfectly. Music and stopwatch, it goes from the post office!

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Runner (in Berlin's Tiergarten): Great experience

The cool morning air is my lungs and my slippers welcome. Today I leave it a little bit faster approach, let's see what happens in the best stuff in it. The miles fly past me, if you where at a snail's pace of flying can talk. Five kilometers, I look at the clock and in fact: under 35 minutes. The right direction so slowly but surely.

With stolzgeschwellter breasts, I prefer to the first
Schleicher floor over. They are just under their blankets cuddle hervorgekrochen, but already on the phone. Short sight control, the time is still okay. Today, I want the 60-minute mark closer.

Approximately 250 meters ahead of me so I can marvel at a crazy runners like me. Now I have a hare. After about one kilometers, the coward, but a hook and disappears on the power Enz. nothing but high spirits colleague asked me on silent soles yet again.

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Even two and a half miles to your destination and the last two of them is only the hill. The cold sweat on my body hero signaled me: "You're slow then at the limit, wa." Somehow the message it wants but not to create awareness. Deep breath and high up the hill! The new PB (personal best) is already tangible.

Something is still strange. In fact, I gasp at the gum the last hundred meters altitude, but with every step I feel better. Ha,
Endorphins, it gives it does!

I'm DarkWing Duck, the shadows of the night durchflattert! Yoda, the green Wicht, but has no idea because of the power flow, and so! I am so full of energy that I could burst! With the last conviction, I can force myself to just talk, the little boy on his scooter-up of same is not to kick, even though he informed me of his pesthauch-like exhaust plume once the necessary bitter breath away at the mountains.

The brief phase of aggression is due to exhaustion and lack of oxygen condition, but soon over. When the concentration of oxygen in my lungs again reached acceptable levels, clears the fog a little bit again. Hammering music from MP3 player, the patsch the noise of my steps, and the wheezing of my lungs to a mix hypnotic symphony of endorphins.

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

With a slight tunnel vision I reach the last flat section before the final target increase. Breathing, eye control, PB, I'm the same here! 75 minutes, done! Best all around two minutes improved. "And do not forget, at various traffic lights, you have to once again have two minutes fritter! The 60 crack you soon," whispered to me in an inner voice to Fieberwahn.

As in a trance Dehne I am still a little, and rings for air. Suddenly even the reporting of two and a half kilometers in consciousness: "age, you're done, you throw away." So, off to the local heat.

Angel I Just floating on the doorstep and reports proudly finished my day's work. Consent and good will receive me. But now out of the sausage skin, just the physical shell with the aid of water is restored and the fluid balance again.

The fatigue state is increasingly difficult to deny the endorphins have their feast celebrating the end too. Fortunately, our little after lunch always tired quickly and may the weekend afternoon with Dad hold. Two and a half hours later we both wake up again and are quietschfidel.

With a bit of distance and relaxation, I prefer balance. Conclusion of this "loose", operation: PB! There's more, the 60-minute mark to break, is not so unrealistic. Joe Cocker, Konstantin Wecker and Martin Semmelrogge would rush me to this condition certainly envy. And all this without skull hum after waking up.

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Angst vorm Eisbein.

Why a grown man to leave the warm bed to the middle of the night into the wilds of Saxony-Anhalt to drive? Some, through icy lakes to swim and afraid to get wolves? That's why! No wonder that Achim Achilles mercilessly fails

 

The rain drums on the windshield. Cold. Solo Solo. The familiar sleeping Schmatzen his wife he still in the ear. Why did he leave the warm bed? Why, he contributed to the morning shortly after five the car through the deserted streets of Berlin to the wilds of Saxony-Anhalt? Was there any sense? No. But a sports man must do what a sports man must do.

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Skaters: He feared the wolves

He opened the bottle "Vitasprint" that his wife still had zugesteckt. No idea if this stuff helped. But "Vitasprint" sounds much better than "Prostagut" or "Granufink". In thought he drove a thousand times the distance from: 1.5 kilometers swim in an icy pond. Then 40 kilometers cycling through the loneliest East. With luck, one could sometimes see the locals. Finally, 10 kilometers run. He feared the wolves. Other hand: Pacemaker Everyone is welcome.

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Ferropolis the desert planet, a small peninsula middle
in the engine room of the old GDR located. The lignite mining provided fuel for power stations and chemicals from plastic to elastic. The excavators are still huge, powerful as high-rise buildings. Immediately below the transition zone for the
Ferropolis Triathlon, the most bizarre race of the year. If Peter Maffay playing here, come tens of thousands. But the triathlon is hardly lost a spectator here, certainly not in the cold. Advertising km gangs wander unseen in the wilderness. On the camping store just pain-free as the Space Jogger from Berlin, one of the few islands in the mirth.

The water was 16 degrees, the organizers fib. Why then pulls the scalp, and so the lungs are the same with? And why do you swim all winter long by verpilzte pools if ice loud here, not one

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

reasonable Kraulzug wants to succeed? Instead, always panic attacks, Erstickensanfälle, dead man, anxious glances at DLRG boot. Some crawl immediately after starting again from the water. You are so right.

Unfortunately shank are not made for cycling. Yesterday one of the athletes had 56 kilometers per hour done. It is likely that he drove the course the other way. Today is just the wind. And loneliness. And area. The houses are pretty, not ostig, but apparently no one lives in it. Or just push all the polling. The only notable wildlife species is the bald, the pennt yet. Not more than every ten kilometers, a native of the road and looks like an expressionless Schalke fan.

All schedules are in accordance with the floating disaster for the devil. So goals down correct: the main thing is that not last wife, is now the watchword. On the course, there's RedBull, after all. A sip of vodka in it would not be bad. Slowly, it will be warmer. Too late. The spasms have long been widespread.

Immediately after the finish calls to Mona: "Well, how was it?" Honest answer: "shitty!" The wife asked: "Why

are you doing this? "No discussions, treasure. It must stop his." Heroes can be seen that they have an opportunity for heroism had survived the Heroic and that someone they saw and survived, "the satirist Rudolf Rolfs said. So simple is this

Chance of a runners life: Who is running with Achims in Season?

What? Team Relay in Berlin.
When? Wednesday, 10.6.09., Meetings 17:30.
Where? Tiergarten.
Support: clipboard-Karraß and lovely Laura.
How many? 4 places.
Condition? Calli faster than (and prettier).
Cost? no, not even food.
Afterwards? Water, beer, walking slowly through the shop.

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The basket legs.

After injury or disease to the athlete to return life is a lengthy affair and it requires much patience. Achim Achilles and his team advise to stay calm - or just to change the sport.

 

Hello Doc,
a deep vein thrombosis, by the middle of my lower leg to just below the knee goes, my life upside joggers. The cause is probably over my chemotherapy. The thrombosis is treated with a Marcumarersatz, which I for the next twelve months is allowed, plus of course a nice trump card knees for probably two years. The words of my doctor sounds pretty hard - he is of the opinion that I could targeted the marathon in November and should depreciate greater burdens, also because of the fluid loss. I wonder when I was about to start with light training and when I can intensify it. I appear to twelve months, in which I limited to 30 minutes a day with a 130er pulse can run, as the sheer horror.
Danke schon mal, and many greetings, Florian

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Legs keep quiet: need after a long injury or illness

Hello Florian,
hadere not with what your doctor recommends you. For that which thou hast through, it is great that you run. Find it not as a horror, only 30 minutes to run, but as a blessing. Be happy. Hold to your goals and make you aware that the recommended dose of the necessary and right now there are calculated path.
All the best, your clipboard-Karraß

Hey Florian,
I also think that in your life at the moment things are more important than at the marathon in November to think. Care you and rejoice that you can move.
All the best, Dirk

Hi Achim,
I'm currently au pair in Spain. In Germany, I played football and after a month in free sport Spain started to run regularly. Unfortunately, it was after one month also over now, because I am in an accident in early November my Schien and fibula have been broken. The fracture was operated on in Spain: intramedullary nail with distal locking screw Tibiaschaft in a fracture at the junction of the middle to distal third with a clear Biegungskeil; in the same amount is also Fibulafraktur with Biegungskeil.

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After ten weeks, with crutches, I began about three weeks, had the normal walking (rather slight limp), but still slight pain. After about three months now, I feel like finally back to sports. Can you tell me how and when I returned with the running start, or whether it is better to take a while to avoid other sports, such as swimming?
Thanks ever, Ulrike

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Holá Ulrike,
nice that you again have the pleasure packed. But everything in his time. If you can swim back - swim. When cycling to work pain-free - wheel drive you should be running only when you can do without any problems. Humpelnd jogging makes no sense. That sounds quite unreasonable. You will remember when the time is ripe. Be patient, this is the best practice run, I would recommend at the moment.
All the best, your clipboard-Karraß

Dear Ulrike,
important is, of course, the medical opinion about the condition of your tibia. The bone has healed his solid, only then is a slow increase in stress to think. Nobody, not even the most extreme athletes, begins after such an injury immediately with running loads on. Prepare as above, the performance of our Karraß described with swimming and cycling before.
Cordially, Dirk

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Marble cake, red-white.

Running is like a dentist visit, readers will find Achilles Patrick: Both takes a long time, hurts, and finally one is happy if it is over. Achilles-reader Kathe lust after it sometimes treats, which she already has a few years ago due time.

 

Every runner who has time on Sunday morning by a so-called long run through a civic area home is gone, knows this experience.

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Marble Cake: Yummy, yummy - even for runners

From the open kitchen windows and extractor hood installations beat him - sometimes by producing excess saliva - cooking smells from the different Sunday roast opposite.

Depending on the home and social living patterns may vary, particularly well-spread but the scents of liver with onions, steak, baked potatoes, rolls and goulash.

These smells make training due to a carbohydrate-depleted runners stomach (from the empty store in the liver and muscles, not to mention), whereupon his owner this particularly clear and painful pinches and this may loudly commented, even if you are meat for a long time from his diet has deleted . That is not me.

Not just on Sundays, even during the week I am going with an empty stomach on the stalk. Most is in the second third of the run, if my home is already almost smell it, but the final ever fiercer kilometers ahead of me, a strange fantasy one. Rarely is it the same, and I am always anxious to know what idea my body by surprise this time.

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This affects me, suddenly and unexpectedly, for example, the illusion of a currywurst sweet with a lot of ketchup, or the idea of a giant piece of marble cake. This morning it was a thick breaded and fried in butter fish fillet the size of a Klodeckels. Lauter goodies that I normally do not eat and just surprised me.

Why my body feels the need to things to which he has been absolutely no more should know? Does my stomach about a memory? I can with the best will not imagine that these foods contain nutrients that a runner at this moment
requires: Majo with fries, roast pork with thick sauce and Kartoffelklößen, cream cake, cabbage rolls, onion cakes, Graupeneintopf, pasta salad ... so early in the morning?

Never has to fulfill these desires, as the latest in the shower, I seem so desirable and I forget just hot milk on a coffee and a spoonful of cereal.

-Andrea authority sought.

The form is in the basement, the motivation on the ground, but Achim Achilles has only time for child minding. When trying, his wife of the necessity of training to convince them he regularly fails - now need professional help her.

 

Mona understands nothing of the torments of her current husband. The contests come closer, only the form is nothing to be felt.
Training plans to make me afraid. At times, when I can, should I make things that I do not want. If I use the word "submaximal" in plan view, I suddenly bad. I suffer from allergy and Submaximal Anaerobic-phobia. I have time and feel like my intestines from the body to run is closed.

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Educator in child care: No Time to Train

Brad Pitt has a personal coach, I fear
Ferropolis. My life is a sandbox: The form is a tins and buckets. Because I am not just after training, I consult the literature: The solution is brutally simple: to train several times a day. Sagt
Jan Frodeno too. Okay. Pentecost is ideal for a double dose of exercise units. A round of morning walk, breakfast, just lie down again, then two hours on the road bike in the bathtub, in front of the TV and slowly sink.

Super plan. Unfortunately only for singles. This life is not unattractive, I shortly after the German unification ended. Now I have children and especially Mona, one of those women who constantly have to prove how modern they are. This includes the sharing of childcare: Am I the morning hours alone in the forest, for whatever reason, gets Mona childless afternoon hours credit. This means that if I spent three hours a day practicing, I have three hours bespaßen children. Alone. Mona meanwhile goes to Andrea.

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What do you do with children so long? We could watch television. And then a great trip to McDonald's business, with delicious junior bag, fun toys and climbing prison. Since I can at least doze. Unfortunately would lynch me Mona. I must make it clear that they must decide: Do you want a trained man or do you have a nanny as a guy? Even. Also missing me any qualification. In Hansen's kindergarten is debated whether the three-year-olds not long ago with Chinese would have to begin. I notice that the small balls first learn to run backwards, is considered macho nonsense dismissed.

The fact is: My training time must be out of the care budget. But it explains how a wife of the training scheme has no clue? Mona goes to hearing, cooking by color and recognizes the refrigerator after Yin and Yang A. If I have hunger, there is only soy.

Mona just pureed tofu, as I heranschnurre. "That looks delicious, but," I say. Brilliant Overture. 'Deck' the table, "my wife bids. I cumulated capital of sympathy that I uncomplainingly the plates spread. "Could I tomorrow morning for training?" I asked gently. "If you half to nine with buns are back," Mona replied. "My training says that the evening I still need to train times," I fib. "What training?" Asked Mona, "the did you even invented yet."

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

Unfortunately, it is right. I count not as an authority. I need an expert as an ally, at best an expensive. Like Mona. If the half-day with a towel-turban herumläuft, under the highly explosive chemicals britzeln, then she always says: Did Andrea said. Andrea is Frisöse, deals with chemical weapons on women's hair and is Monas allies. The two giggle incessantly. Hair cut lasts no more than a quarter of an hour, but the hour is giggling around. Afterwards Mona comes with a wheelbarrow full hair chemicals at home, a Prosecco Schwips and leergesaugter debit card. Then she wraps a turban. "Did Andrea said ..."

I need a Andrea, an authority that I can push everything, which is expensive and long. Maybe I should look again afford a coach. Although: Will I be monitored? Will I get my miserable little life skiers disclose? I have mountains of me make up new excuses. Other hand: "Andrea said ...", is the Killer Application.

Mona klirrt around in the sink. Probably they just zerdeppert my favorite glass. "Clipboard has said, I must on weekends twice a day to train," I say casually. Mona puzzled looks on. "He trains you about?" Asks them lurking. Not yet, I think, but that Mona does not know. "He takes hold only the best," I reply.