So hot as a volcano.

Achim Achilles is hard. Wife Mona is even harder. And therefore, our miracle runner no choice: He must see the doctor for screening. A Pülverchen should make him fit. The effect is, however powerful. Achim is eruptive.

 

The German wife is indeed in a permanent conflict of interest: You want to make a fit, presentable guy, but one day close to his life. In this respect I hold times as love is proof to me that Mona has been totally baseless to the doctor wants to hunt, to a comprehensive investigation. "I even go to the screening," says the wife. "Must it be?" Replied the man schwimmgestählte "No more excuses," says Mona, "you go."

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Volcano (in Ecuador), almost as threatening as an appointment with the doctor

What a nonsense. Kern runners are healthy, if you gesplisster Achillesehne, low load and the asthma Hüftknarzen times aside. But the heart, circulatory system, lungs are tiptop. What we scurry every day by the Volkspark? It was precisely in order not to doctor it. As already sitting in the Walker. Too late. My substantive objections are again not accepted.

Mona holds the listener in one way and my calendar on the other hand. "Yes, of course, with stomach and Darmblogsung," I hear my wife say. It revolves around my hectic because they do not want to watch aside. Am I the screening Susan Stahnke icon? My gut is tiptop, especially after a magnesium infusion. And the stomach erst The constant running through Geruckel has almost miraculous effect on the entire digestive tract. The runs like a diesel.

Of course, prevention is totally important. But why me? Each Herumgefummel coats of white lead to any confusion, especially mentally. It also wants the hospital not be stopped, let alone in times of health reform.

FRIENDSHIP WITH ACHIM

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Germany's cult runner is now in one of the largest communities on the web: Visit Achim on Facebook, will be his fan and never miss his columns or more readings. On Twitter you can also live, so what else is driving Achim: sweating or Training tails?

"It still has time to treasure," I say to Mona. It pushes me a note in his hand: "Moviprep," is it. Never heard of? Sounds not bad, what could be illegal. "That thou shalt 24 hours before the deadline," explains the wife. I nod obediently. Probably a sedative.

Schnacki, my trust of pharmacists, grinning, when I "Moviprep" order and suggests rhythmic hooks upward into the air. I want him do not understand. But the evening, I must. Moviprep, which is a mix of battery acid and Katzenurin. Four powder bags are in two liters of water and make up the stoic hinabzuwürgen. From the second draft rolls of stomach and want to go. When you wait, you can mumbling swelling in the abdomen listen. Similarly, the volcano Krakatau shortly before the eruption geklungen have.

Who, however, be longer than six hours waiting in vain, should go to a doctor urgently. Otherwise the stuff to break the patient in a thousand pieces. All others receive a dozen sprint free units. Moviprep roars through the intestines and makes no prisoners. I feel like a steam cleaners from Kärcher. Only so much: From the first sip of this battery acid may be nothing more to eat. If you do not. Not even beer. Serious symptoms.

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

The night is lonely, but not quietly. Mona has abandoned me. From weight management since Moviprep is a real insider tip, otherwise a Killer: knee bend, dangle limp muscles from the bone, the world looks from black and white. The proud athlete is a wreck.

Mona drives me to the hospital, so I can not ausbüxen. Total caring supervision. Outside the door sits a man in a wheelchair, which is a microphone to the larynx holds to a mobile phone to speak. Space for the cigarette is still between the fingers. Whether we are after the stress ECG again? Against this sport, I also had friend with a double ration Moviprep more chances.

At the reception, I expect, from a terribly well-tempered lady. "Gastric and intestinal blogsn?" She asked loudly, so that it is also the last of the two dozen waiting hear. What would action star Chuck Norris made in this situation? I nod. Of course, the vultures Feixes behind my back. But I do not care. Mona will be proud of me. A happy wife is all that counts in life.