The last remaining Dödel with Riesling.

His medicine cabinet and kitchen are full of ointments, tablets and powder. But everything is allowed. Gradually, however, Achim Achilles wonders whether it is the last amateur runner is legal. In Internet forums, it is recommended that "all tab" to move - and he wants to just run away before Mona.

 

The upper part of our kitchen cabinet is a pharmaceutical savings. If the financial crisis strikes the right, then I can sell on Ebay: three tubes of magnesium, 27 chewable calcium, 24 iron capsules, three tablets Sprudel Taxofit, four kinds of protein (from soy to ground skunk), one can completely ineffective Buschmann pills from the online Pharmacy Grief, after Fußnagel taste, plus multivitamin-mineral powder (with Carnithin), a PowerBar zermanschten with cherry aroma and several layers Corega Tabs, which is not only the fur of the Third absprudeln, but also the Schlorz in sports drink bottles dissolve, sometimes, unfortunately, only for half.

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In addition, store medicine cabinet: aspirin, diclofenac, inflammatories, creams, bandages, ointments and four agglutinated bottles bronchia luck. With the cough syrup so it behaves like Bordeaux: the older, the more precious. Because in previous vintages schwappen perhaps codeine and ephedrine, two from pharmacies largely banned substances, which, when doping test
very positive impact.

Since the Austrian triathlete Lisa Hütthaler
reported in the blogs, as amateur as they are already in the month nearly a thousand euros for Epo has spent, senses the moderately successful athlete in any leisure-Walker pack a touch of Beinbeschleunigern. But why walk the still? If this stuff would really help, why has Ms Hütthaler then never won a major race? Probably her Italian dealer only sells powdered sugar.

Ms. Hütthaler apparently has many friends sporting a secret urine sample taken, because: "You know that others are doing and want the same chance of success." I do not know whether others are doing. And it is also does not matter to me whether I 1432nd under clean or 3653rd dirt under finches will. I run are not for others but for me, nor for no more than months or more for a while away from her.

FRIENDSHIP WITH ACHIM

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Germany's cult runner is now in one of the largest communities on the web: Visit Achim on Facebook, will be his fan and never miss his columns or more readings. On Twitter you can also live, so what else is driving Achim: sweating or Training tails?

However, if one in five amateur athletes banned substances to prejudge how the Brandenburg pharmacists will have determined if any third party at the Jungfrau-Marathon under, albeit legal, painkillers totters into the goal, then I seemed to be the last Dödel seem to be the most a little residual Riesling from the eve of the blood.

The look in their own medicinal cabinet also builds on. When I angetrockneten ephedrine juices with a good sip of vodka boil and fill with diclofenac, a moderate hammer Turbo drink get out. But maybe I'm first
with the knowledgeable professionals on the Internet.

In "Run Forum" will be on aspirin against Beinweh at the marathon discussions at "Runners World" toxic debated whether in fact any asthma spray-User also an asthma sufferer is. Probably seem to help these inhalers. Do I have now played with breathlessness show up at the doctor? Perhaps he still a testosterone patch on it, which is artfully run deep in the trousers must be affixed. Drankleben geht ja noch. But as you get the thing off? Mona will leave the job.

ACHILLES-NEW BOOK

Finally, it is so far: Germany's runners have the perfect excuse for the tedious pace of training to tails. You must first of Achilles-the new book. Germany's funniest amateur runners has its columns to a new piece of forest and meadow run literature zusammengetackert: "Learn to walk without suffering" is available now in a good assortment of ramps and remains in blogs shop. The question "Can you actually run without having to suffer?" Achim normally answered philosophically: "You can, but it is not fun anymore." The 224 pages in the pocketbook is strong Heyne-Verlag and costs 7,95 Euro.

Who really wants to tear the attacks harder to weapons, even if on a permanent surface for the adhesive patch is always smaller. In the network of bodybuilders, for example, cheerfully debated whether the Ultramarathon rather ephedrine / caffeine mix helps better or Winstrol if hormones such as cortisone is not just to hand. "Kappa" seems a very hard dog to be, because he posts: "In what class you play then? Steroid treatment must go hand in hand with the training to be synchronized. Rumstofft Who haphazardly here and there a bit of caffeine einwirft can but not seriously expect that he Wurscht from the plate moves! Who wants to ride in front, you must pull out all the stops and the hot Testo, Epo, insulin and, where appropriate, HGH (growth hormone, or Red). "

Mona is also interested in the way, now for doping, since I had told her that climbers like Viagra taken. It should be wicked as the old coach Peter Bolt Grief write times, and not always just about the wonders of ground effect stones. The question that the runners really umtreibt: How long do you run to the effects of Viagra abgeschwollen are doping? Target photos are already embarrassing enough, but with bump trousers completely pornographic. Ms von der Leyen is the photo page immediately. Specialist-Oriented doping appears to be a highly complex matter. I am staying at a moment of Mars Tanke.